- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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