- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Pianos.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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