- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

women's rights

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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