why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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