- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

read me write me

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

women's rights

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Fine, ladies first.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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