- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

I had friends on the Death Star.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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