- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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