If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

wenis

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What fires shots? A gun

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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