- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

DON"T READ THIS!

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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