A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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A shark ate your mom

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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