- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

How's the weather? Good.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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