Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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silver bullet?

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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