what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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