- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Cheese

Racial Equality

Your mother just died.

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