- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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