What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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