Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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