How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

A women left the kitchen.

Your Mom

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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