- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Knock Knock The doors already open

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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