- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

I literally died laughing

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Face...tastes like chicken!

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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