- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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