Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Neither have I

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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