- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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