- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Of course, first door on your left

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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