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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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