knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Diarrhea

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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