A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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PENIS that is all

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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