What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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