- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??