Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

i have yougurt mit traktor

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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