Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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whats green and lives in the water

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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