shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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