What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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