Neil Lewis

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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