- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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