- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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