- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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