Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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