- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

whats white and sticky glue

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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