Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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