- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have aids

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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