where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Sex

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

binladin walks into the american seals

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Robin, get in the car, please.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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