whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

i saw amango it splootered

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

once upon a time, it snowed

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

what's worse then a blowjob?

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