Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

I like school Said no one ever.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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