A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Why? Why not?

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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