- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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