chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

A dog was barking at a tree

whats chinese noodles

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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