What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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