sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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