- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Smeg...

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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