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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

N-E Pats never cheated

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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