your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

The Oakland Raiders

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

when debbie meets downer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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