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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

im gay

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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