- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

osama bin laden is dead

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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