- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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