- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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