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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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