2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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penis

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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