- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

homosexual rights to marriage

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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