What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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say it ten times fast: oh

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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