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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

knock knock!? . . No.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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My three children are three big mistakes.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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