- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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