What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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