- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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