In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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