- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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