- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

there once was a black man who played basketball

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

so...um, yeah

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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