How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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a black man pays his child support

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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