- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

hers a joke... japanese people

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Your Mom

What does water smell like? water.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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