Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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