Did you know? . You already know!

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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