- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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