- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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