Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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I was watching Fox news.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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