- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

I have read the terms and conditions

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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