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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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