what's up? my penis.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

No soup for you!

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

wanna hear a joke? yes

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Raveena Thandhan

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Your existance.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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