Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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