- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

whats gay and american? a gay american

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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