Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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