What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Pickle

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Matthew Baker

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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