- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??