Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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whats chinese noodles

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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