- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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