- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Wolfjob.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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