How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

You idiot.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

A miserable man committed suicide.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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