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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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