An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

sky silverstein

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Anti Joke

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