Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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