Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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