Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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where is the world?

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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