why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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AIDS

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Tim likes girls

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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