- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Poop

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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