- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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