An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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