why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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you see theres this guy.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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