You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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