Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

KOOKABURRA

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

The Colts this year.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Wolfjob.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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