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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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