An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why didn't he finish his

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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