- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

I'm gay.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

men's rights activists

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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