- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

ejaculation JLR

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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