- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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