- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

every knight i see an owl at window

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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