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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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