I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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