Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...