- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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