- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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