A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Balls

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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