Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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