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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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