What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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My mum is called Steve

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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