Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Cliterus

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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