Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

10inch nice

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