- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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