- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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