- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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