- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Swag.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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