- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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