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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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