- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

sky's sty

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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