roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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