- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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