- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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