What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A Mormon walks into a bar

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do u call a cripple Biv

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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