My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

roses are red violets are blue

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What's big and purple? Barney

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

How about that airline food?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

A dyslexic blind man

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