How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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