- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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