Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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So I was walking down the road today

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Anti Joke

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