- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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