- Anti Joke

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

once you go black your credit goes wack

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.