Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Oh s***

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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flavin's head

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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The holocaust

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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