A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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