What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

a man makes a bad joke

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Two planes walk into an office building

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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