What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Pianos.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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