roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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women rights

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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