- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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