- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What stops a train? A missile

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