why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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