What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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nothing

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Chris is hairy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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