What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Justin Bieber.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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