- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Women's rights

Knock Knock Who's There Me

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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