- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Chris is hairy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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