- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Waseem is a hard worker.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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