What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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