- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

you know whats not funny white boards.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

I'm HIV positive.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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