- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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