What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Face...tastes like chicken!

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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