Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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