How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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