what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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