- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

No soap radio

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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