What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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your life

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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