- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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