- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

a. why? b. because

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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