- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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