A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...