- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

they're dead. idiot.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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