- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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