what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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i just wrote this so hard

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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mental kid

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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